Venting on Atlanta United’s historically bad start somehow getting worse

I’m here so I won’t get fined.

Another Atlanta United match has come and gone. It’s currently 4:00 a.m. and I’ve spent the past four hours dreading having to write this article. The sad fact of the matter is, I’m out of ideas on how to approach analyzing the depths of awfulness that is the current Five Stripes form.

So, I’m just going to vent here with any of you fine folks kind enough to click on this article a day after one of the worst performances in club history.