Pick an identity. *Any* identity.

No half measures.

via Atlanta United

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I want to play a game.

And yes, I’m intentionally giving this a “Saw” feel. I think this will be painful, but in a creative way. Cary Elwes might show up. The possibilities are endless.

Then again, what can hurt you at this point? You’ve already (allegorically) chopped off most of your extremities when it comes to watching 2025 Atlanta United. Might as well get one more day of fun in.

Anyway, the game is called “Find Atlanta United on this chart or list.”

We’ll start broadly by looking at two of our favorite overall indicators of team success, Goals Added and Expected Points Per Game.

Did you find them?