Mailbag (Pt. 1): Atlanta United panic ratings and more
when rewatch columns have already become useless, you turn to the mailbag
I didn’t want to rewatch and analyze the Orlando game. I also didn’t really see the point. Y’all know the issues by now. So I figured we could get together as a group and have some friendly conversations without stressing about Atlanta United’s worst-ever start. Fortunately, when I asked for questions everyone chose positivity and joy over trying to wallow in the midst of a start that could politely be describ—
Are we suckers? Are we fools? Do Garth and Blank do this as a social experiment to see how much they can torture a city with agonizing sports suffering?
-Wes
Oh, well, that’s not quite as a posit—
9 games in and things appear to be on a downward trajectory. Chemistry is literally negative and players are made out of glass. Can we honestly fix this team this year or are we already at another wash season level?
-Bax
Ok, we were just hoping for a little more fun, trust, safety and lo—
What is the worst team you’ve ever covered/played for/worked with?
-Lucas
…so this might not be much of a respite.
Buckle up, I guess. Or, I dunno, just let the consequences of whatever crashes lay ahead of us be determined by physics and/or your god. Seems like some of y’all might be cool with literally crashing out of the 2025 season.
Can we get a quick panic meter 1-10 on:
2025 season
Deila
Almiron
High TAM player bundle (Slisz, Gregersen, Saba)
-Cam
We’ll go back to front here.
TAM guys
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