Atlanta United vs. New England Revolution: How to pretend like you know what you're talking about for Matchday 2

Carles Gil wears No. 10, he is good at soccer

via Atlanta United

Same as last time, y’all. We’re going to give you the tools to sound like the smartest person in the room in whatever room you happen to be watching the game. Whether that’s in the stadium. in your house, or in a chat room on the internet, we’re going to try and get you prepared. So get your mind right. This is more about you than it is about me. 

ONCE THE STARTING LINEUP IS ANNOUNCED SAY: “It’s interesting to see [Insert Starter] at striker for the Revs.”

New England is in a minor crisis at striker right now.