Atlanta United vs. Inter Miami: How to pretend like you know what you're talking about for Matchday 4

man, how are you gonna let Bartosz Slisz score like that?

Same as every time, y’all. We’re going to give you the tools to sound like the smartest person in the room in whatever room you happen to be watching the game. Whether that’s in the stadium, in your house, or in a fight with someone on Al Gore’s internet, we’re going to try and get you prepared. So get your mind right. This is more about you than it is about me.

I know what y’all want to know. Is he going to play? Well…