Atlanta United vs. Houston Dynamo FC: How to pretend like you know what you're talking about for Matchday 17

Happy Valentino's Day

Same as last time, y’all. We’re going to give you the tools to sound like the smartest person in the room in whatever room you happen to be watching the game. Whether that’s in the stadium. in your house, or in a chat room on the internet, we’re going to try and get you prepared. So get your mind right. This is more about you than it is about me. 

When Atlanta comes out in a ??? doing ??? say: “Ohhhhh that’s what it looks like.”

The bottom line is that we have no idea what Rob Valentino’s Atlanta United is going to look like. We’ve been given hints though. We have a charcuterie board of quotes from new (old) interim manager Rob Valentino that are supposed to tide us over until the main course begins at 7:39 p.m. on Saturday.

“I think in terms of the way I want to see the team