Atlanta United @ Tall Roswell: How to pretend like you know what you're talking about for Matchday 2

It's *Uptown* not *Downtown*

Same as every time, y’all. We’re going to give you the tools to sound like the smartest person in the room in whatever room you happen to be watching the game. Whether that’s in the stadium, in your house, or in a fight with someone on Al Gore’s internet, we’re going to try and get you prepared. So get your mind right. This is more about you than it is about me.

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Same as every time, y’all. We’re going to give you the tools to sound like the smartest person in the room in whatever room you happen to be watching the game. Whether that’s in the stadium, in your house, or in a fight with someone on Al Gore’s internet, we’re going to try and get you prepared. So get your mind right. This is more about you than it is about me.

Atlanta United is set to head up the road to visit the land of banking, Bojangles and THE UNDEFEATED, INDOMITABLE, DALE EARNHARDT HYPERCOASTER: “INTIMIDATOR”, THE WORLD’S ONLY DALE EARNHARDT THEMED ROLLER COASTER…………..

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Welp, never mind, they changed the name to “Thunder Striker.”

Whatever. I don’t even care. Let’s just move on to the soccer or whatever.