Atlanta United at New England: How to pretend like you know what you're talking about for Matchday 21

What did Gonzalo Pineda do to deserve this?

Same as every time, y’all. We’re going to give you the tools to sound like the smartest person in the room in whatever room you happen to be watching the game. Whether that’s in the stadium. in your house, or in a chat room on the internet, we’re going to try and get you prepared. So get your mind right. This is more about you than it is about me. 

When you see Atlanta and New England’s lineups, imagine: Them doing the Spider-Man pointing meme at each other

If you were worried about Atlanta United missing their DP forward and DP No. 10 coming into this game, I have great news. New England will also be missing their DP forward and DP No. 10. Winger Tomás Chancalay is out for the rest of the season and 2021 MVP Carles Gil will miss this one with a “lower leg” injury.

The injury issues don’t stop there for the Revs though.